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It’s May, it’s May, the month of “Yes, you may” The time for every frivolous whim, proper or im- It’s wild, it’s gay,depraved in every way The birds and bees with allof their vast amorous past ...
Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest...
projectgutenberg:Jack: How can you sit there, calmly eating muffins when we are in this horrible trouble, I can’t make out. You seem to me to be perfectly heartless. Algernon: Well, I can’t eat muffins in an agitated manner. The butter would probably get on my cuffs. One should always eat muffins quite calmly. It is the only way to eat them. [full text]